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Kids in the Kitchen

Kids in the Kitchen

I recently took a position as a culinary coach teaching kids, ages 3-8, how to make fun and healthy snacks. Since I have the privilege of seeing the little chefs in action from preparation to tasting their masterpieces, I thought I may share my observations as well the recipes with those out there that have children, work with children or just delight in their frank, and highly amusing commentary.

In the spirit of my mission to create one of a kind, custom treats, and I since I was just informed by a little one that “everyone is special”, I encourage you to put your own spin on these ideas. A recipe is a mere guideline. The real art and ownership comes from putting your, or your child’s own personal twist on things.

Why not play a little dress up with your food?

-TC

Next up: WTF are ‘Nana Dogs?

Congratulations to Treats Couture Birthday Winner Week Six, Michael!!

My Favorite Mistake

A couple of weeks ago I attended a housewarming/birthday party for a couple of fine fellas, Luke and Gavin. In honor of Luke’s birthday, I decided to make some cupcakes. Inspired by the strawberry flavored sugar that I purchase our trip to South Carolina, I chose a chocolate fudge cupcake, filled with a strawberry cream and frosted with milk chocolate ganache and sprinkled with the strawberry sugar.

The cupcakes themselves went off without a hitch. The easy way ganache was thickening up in the fridge. Time to make the filling. I’m going to mention that it was quite warm and humid out. Not ideal for baking, but that’s what you get in Chicago, so you deal. I started the filling by whipping up some cream. When it was whipped up good, I added strawberry preserves. Ooops. Big mistake. Adding the deflated took the whip right out of the cream. I whipped some more, hoping to revive the sweet, runny strawberry/cream concoctions. No dice. I added some cream of tartar. Nothing. I added some powdered sugar. Nothing. I was out of whipping cream and I had no time to get more. It was either save the filling or do an unfilled version. Since I’m obsessive and I couldn’t bear the thought of a plain version when I had a fabulous, filled version in mind.

A couple of laps around the kitchen examining my cupboard contents for a solution, I spied a jar of marshmallow fluff, which I had purchased for a s’more’s brownie  recipe I’d yet to invent. What the hell. I don’t like the stuff myself, but others do. So, in went the fluff along with a squirt of red food coloring. Man, this stuff may not have been the fluffy cream I dreamed of, but, wow, what a color!

It never did fluff up. Still, I cut my little cones out of the cakes and spooned in about a tablespoon of the pink strawberry fluff cream inside, replaced the cones and just hoped the cupcakes wouldn’t fall apart with one bite.

Problem solved for the time being, I took the ganache out of the fridge and saw that it hadn’t thickened to my liking either. Alright, time to turn ganache into butter cream by adding a bunch of powdered sugar. Problem solved. Yes, a tad sweeter than I would have liked, but it was tasty.

After cakes were frosted, it was test taste time. Mars loved them.(Actually, Mars loved eating the strawberry fluff cream with a spoon directly out of the mixing bowl.) The filling’s oozy consistency caused it to seep into the cake creating a really nice, moist texture. The addition of the powdered sugar to the frosting gave it that nice, crunchy top layer. Quite honestly, the flavor was not unlike the icing on a Hostess cupcake. And as a matter of fact, the entire treat was very much reminiscent of a Hostess treat.

To my surprise, I didn’t mind the marshmallow fluff. In fact, I’ll likely use it as a filling base again.Mars also came up with a good solution should I want to make the strawberry filling as intended. Instead of preserves, use Strawberry Quick mix. I think he may be onto something.

In the end, the birthday boy was pleased, the party guests seemed to enjoy them…though the party had been going on for a while by the time the cupcakes were served, so I think they would have been appreciative of any sort of sweet treat.

Once again, the best learning tool proves to be a big, fat mistake.

TC

Congratulations to Treats Couture Birthday Project Winner Five, Colleen!!

Great Minds Think Alike at Publix

 

We just arrived back from a wonderful, fun-filled, food filled, friend filled and Phish filled week in North AND South Carolina.  I was able to present a box of treats to my dear friend, Danny and share the left overs with another great friend, Douglas. It was on our last night in Charleston where I bonded with a stranger over our mutual disdain of literal interpretations of foods in dessert form.

While waiting in line (for a long time even by Southern standards) to buy some swill at the local Publix, I spied a family magazine cover featuring what I thought was a nice shot of corn on the cob. But no. Upon reading further, I saw that it was not actual corn, but cupcakes. Cupcakes set side by side, with the corn holder thingies jammed into the sides of the outside ones.  Jelly beans were used to make the “kernels”. I said, “Who the hell wants to eat cake with a mouth full of jelly beans.”  The nice Southern lady in front of us said, “Really, cupcakes should NOT look like nice, buttery corn.” My husband (to my delight) added, “Yeah, it’s like eating cake with a bunch of gum in your mouth.”

The three of us went on like that for a bit until the nice lady purchased her bananas and went on her way. I never miss an opportunity to scoff at a dessert item being made to look like a non-related food item. Case in point, hamburger cakes. I absolutely admire the effort and craftsmanship, but I do not always think that the literal interpretation is the best looking nor the best tasting choice. Further, it lacks imagination.

I will be the first to admit that one reason  I avoid the literal is  because I totally lack the skill to execute.  I’m not neat. I’m not precise. I cannot draw. I cannot cut a straight line.  You will not see me turn out finely crafted wedding cakes. My strengths lie in my creativity and ability to take materials and ingredients on hand to build my vision.  Also,  I know that people eat with their eyes first. My eyes do not find bright green lettuce frosting very appealing.

I love whimsy and humor.  I have whimsy and humor coming out of my butt. If you’ve seen my videos or packaging, that’s pretty clear.  I have just always been an outside-the-box sort of thinker.  I spend more time in my head making things up than I care to openly admit.  Couple my active imagination with my messy hands and there is very little chance that I’ll be compelled to or capable of creating a dessert table that replicates the first Thanksgiving.  Or a the Last Supper. Or the #3 Spicy Chicken meal from Chick-fil-A.

Maybe deep down there is a little jealousy of those who can create a spot-on replication. But in the end, if  I were trapped in a Publix overnight, I’d say there would be a good chance the bakery staff would wake to find their stock of “hamburger” cakes have suddenly gone missing and the back alley would be full of feral cats.

TC

 

 

 

 

Congratulations to TC BP Week Four Winner, Troy!

TC BP Winner Week Three Gavin ! Local Deliveries Are the Best!

Here’s What TC BP Week Two Winner Had to Say: It’s What’s for Breakfast

YAY! Kerri, these treats are amazing. I received them when you said they would arrive and have enjoyed EVERY bite. I’ve been eating a trupho for breakfast – and it’s perfect caffeine drink replacement. The mole is my favorite – yeah! Just nibbled on that one this morning with a tear. Ha, may have you have great success in your work, Kerri! Woo hoo!

Edible Boognish

Saw some Ween show dates today and realized that I’ve yet to see them in 2011.  Saw them last June at the acoustically impaired Aragon Ballroom in Chicago.  I love Ween. Love rocking out to Ween. I love them so much that my subconscious displayed my party treats as an  homage in Boognish form.

Just for the record, I did not just serve a bowl of Boognish shaped graham crackers and mini-pretzels. It was to accompany the chocolate chip cookie dough dip below.

Overall, I think Gene and Deaner would approve. F**&k. I just realized that I left those bowls at the party I took the treats too…..

TC

Congratulations to Treats Couture Birthday Project Week Three Winner, Gavin!!

 

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